hello. my name is paradox. im not going to bore you with the details at the moment, and honestly i am not sure chernobyl wants me to.
however, i will tell you that its an honor to meet you, and we will be getting closer by the day as i will be checking in on you regularly.
as will all of us.
if our schedule allows of course.
i am sorry about how jarring and ugly this website is. chernobyl wanted to take control of it.